SLACKJAW

They're still good!




over the years ive noticed that there are quite a few differences beteween men and women.. now one of the fundementals being that guys have an uncanny ability to hold on to clothing to a point far beyond its passing.. no matter how ragged or how used.. we refuse to throw it away until it can simpy no longer fufill its function.. and even then we sometimes just stash thes relics away .. as if in the future we would have some use for them.. perhaps the cure for cancer lies in pit stains of your nacho mamas t-shirt from highschool gym class.. or the secret to inner happiness in the moldy sould of you old rebock pumps that just dont pump anyomre.. well being of the male persuasion i too have a few of said object .. some stashed away .. and some like this fancy pair of simpsons boxers . are in fact still in use.... now theres always a question as to how long you can actully get away with wearing something like that.. now for me today the coice was made quite simple you see... now i can handle someone call me crap shoes because as the souls of my favorite sneakers bounce in stride as i walk down the street.. or the dirty looks from the soccer moms on the metro as they catch a glimpse of my inner thigh due to a convieniantly located hole in the crotch of my jeans.. but when somebody acuses you of sporting a man thong as you bend over at work.. becase your favorite boxers are haning on by a mere thread at the crack of your ass.. well then it becomes all too clear that the dream is over and its time to say farewell to your faithfull underpants.. even though it hurts and parting is never easy.. you can always stash them away and hope for a cure for cancer.. or perhaps if you give it enough time you can beat victorias secret to the punch .. and be the king of grunge fasion once again..

posted by SlackJaw @ 4:23 AM