SLACKJAW

Lesson learned

Woke up way too fucking late.. about 12 min before i had to leave typically me.. so i darted out of my room (after checking all my usual porn sites for activity of course) and jumped in the shower like a bat out of barrhead( my own version of hell) and was getting jiggy to the soultry sounds of americain idol clay aiken..who has recently become my hero.. oh how id love to lick his nipples. but thats a story for another time.. so all juiced up on aiken i hop out of the shower .. and plant my freshly washed foot directly into a steamy pile of cat shit! now a few things are running through my mind at this point.. first fuck!! second.. how the fuck! followed by fucking cat!! mother fucker and other words that are too vulgar to mention.. it had appeared that in my haste i had missed said steamy surprise at the foot of the tub.. now the funny thing about this is that yesterday i had accidently (operative word here) locked my roomate out of the house while she was sunbathing in her bikini..could have happened to anybody.. but having discovered her vengefull letter on tne fridge that nite.. i somehow doubt she felt the same way.. so was this the vengance i was to least expect?.. cat poop on my fresthly soaped foot.. i laughed a bit.. washed off the feces and went about my day.. lesson learned..

posted by SlackJaw @ 2:41 AM